Tuesday, April 30, 2013
So you’re getting married? Do you want me to slap the shit out of you, you stupid fucking bitch? Drag queen to my friend Amy at her bachelorette party
My friend Tim wrote a book. You can buy it on Amazon.

My friend Tim wrote a book. You can buy it on Amazon.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Don’t you worry, we’ll all float on

Friday, April 19, 2013

I’m in the mood…get ready.

Under normal circumstances, I hate P!nk, but I actually really like this song. It’s way better than anything fun. has ever done, and I wanted to give it some credit before it gets ridiculously played out and I ultimately end up hating it.

Nate Ruess looks so damn cute and Duckie-like, but was the excessive wet makeout scene really necessary, P!nk? Is that exclamation point in your name really necessary??

This video also made me realize that I want to canoodle with a tattooed dude on a dirty mattress. Also, music videos are stupid.

Thursday, April 18, 2013
And while we’re at it, Nate Ruess totally looks like Duckie.

And while we’re at it, Nate Ruess totally looks like Duckie.

Anyone else think P!nk looks like Debi Mazar (who I only recognize from her role as Regina in Beethoven’s 2nd)?

Anyone else think P!nk looks like Debi Mazar (who I only recognize from her role as Regina in Beethoven’s 2nd)?

Tuesday, April 16, 2013
One of my all-time favorite Workaholics scenes.

One of my all-time favorite Workaholics scenes.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

(Source: pornotre)

HEY! HO!

Just in case The Lumineers aren’t doing it for you.