Under normal circumstances, I hate P!nk, but I actually really like this song. It’s way better than anything fun. has ever done, and I wanted to give it some credit before it gets ridiculously played out and I ultimately end up hating it.
Nate Ruess looks so damn cute and Duckie-like, but was the excessive wet makeout scene really necessary, P!nk? Is that exclamation point in your name really necessary??
This video also made me realize that I want to canoodle with a tattooed dude on a dirty mattress. Also, music videos are stupid.
You know, I knew there was something terribly off about John Cusack’s portrayal of Edgar Allan Poe in The Raven. It was like he took one good, long look at Poe after reading the script and was like, “Okay…but only if I can have a goatee instead of that fuckin’ creep-face 1800s ‘stache.”