Monday, May 13, 2013 Sunday, May 12, 2013

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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. Mitch Hedberg

I’m obsessed.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

…why do I like this song so much?

Thursday, May 9, 2013
Best gif I’ve seen in a while.

Best gif I’ve seen in a while.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013
LOLLLLLLL whatthefucknickelodeonseriously

LOLLLLLLL whatthefucknickelodeonseriously

I’m seriously considering rocking my Chucks at Hangoutfest because otherwise I know I’m gonna be this guy.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013
So you’re getting married? Do you want me to slap the shit out of you, you stupid fucking bitch? Drag queen to my friend Amy at her bachelorette party
My friend Tim wrote a book. You can buy it on Amazon.

My friend Tim wrote a book. You can buy it on Amazon.